Irony Abounds

One of my regular customers comes in at least once a week. She's an older lady, and she usually buys two two-liters of pop and some cigarettes.

This morning though, she asks me to check the side of the cigarette boxes and soft packs. I immediately know what she's looking for.

Next to the bar code that we use to scan the cigarettes when someone is buying them you can now find three letters: FSC.

I don't know what exactly the three letters stand for, but the gist of it is that the cigarettes are now Fire-Safe.

I don't know what that means, but this customer complained to me that the new FSC cigarettes taste horrible, are bugging her throat, and that she's not the only one having bad experiences with these new fire-safe cigarettes.

Do I even need to say anything else? This is too funny.

Next shift is Thursday, 2ND SHIFT!!!!