Friday, July 9, 2010

Every Person Has Their Price...

Early on in the night I had a gentleman stop in the store. Like some customers he was on a cell phone.

It is not uncommon for a person to walk into our store on their cell phone. Also on some rare occasions people have walked into our store while on a cell phone arguing with their significant other. I obviously hear only half the conversation going on, and this is what I heard during this particular one. Today I shall use punctuation to demonstrate the pauses that could only be the other person talking.

"Hey Baby, what you doin?"
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"So you still mad at me?"
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"You mad at the things I said?"
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"Look I'm sorry I said those things. I was just mad and in the moment"
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"So you're still mad about that?"
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"You going to hold it against me?"
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"So you're still going to hold it against me?"
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"You can't just forgive me?"
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"I have tequila."
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"Yeah, it's pretty good."
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"Well what do you drink?"
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"I have that too. I'll come over."
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"Why you going to bed so early? It's the weekend."

At this point he was walking out the door so I did not have the pleasure of hearing the rest of the conversation. I'm not writing to say that it was write or wrong, nor am I commenting on whether the consumption of various types of alcohol should be used as leverage in an argument between a couple. It was the most interesting encounter of the night and thus worthy of an immortal retelling in my blog. It helps to end a cold streak of numerous forgettable encounters with customers.

Next Shift is uncertain. Away for other commitments for a week. Hope this one holds you over. If it doesn't, I have tequila.